check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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