ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Who died my cat blue again?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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