i permit you to call me
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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