Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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