He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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