spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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