I want to make a zoo with you.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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