So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Fuck appropriateness.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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