17 year olds will be the death of me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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