i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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