Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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