I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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