So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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