was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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