What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
this is an emotional support booty call
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Randomize