His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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