You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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