i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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