Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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