so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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