Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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