And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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