I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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