i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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