guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My dick has a subreddit
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
