I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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