i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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