i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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