I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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