fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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