i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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