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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Randomize
