Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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