I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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