new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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