beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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