oh god the rape fog is back!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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