so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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