Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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