you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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