Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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