I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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