oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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