problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I need to stop coming to work sober
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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