It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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