i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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