How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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