I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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