It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
