i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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