yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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