I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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