Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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