"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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