How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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