maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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